Dear Sarah,
Our records show that you haven't yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible.
...As a member, you'll have the resources and information you need to get the most out of life over 50.
The letter went on to tout the benefits of belonging to the AARP (American Association of Retired Persons): Exclusive discounts. Dependable insurance programs and investment resources. Important health-related information. And so much more.
Hmmm...and I have a hard time convincing people I'm 30! I don't think it would go over so well if I flashed an AARP membership card for discounts when eating out or shopping!
Not that getting older is a bad thing...there's just no need to rush it!
4 comments:
Sarah, that's really funny!! Somebody mixed up some information somewhere. What do you mean you have a hard time convincing people you're 30? You have a hard time convincing people that you're over 20!! :-)
I think you and I both look like we're around 25...we can just camp there for awhile!
LOL. That is so funny, Sarah! :)
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